🚨BREAKING: Pump fun Founder Suspended from X Amid “Excessive Liquidity Extraction” Allegations 🚨 In a surprising turn of events, the founder of pumpfun (@pumpdotfun) Alon @a1lon9 has been suspended from X just hours after an alleged internal review suggested the platform may have “accidentally innovated too hard” on the concept of financial gravity. Sources close to the situation report that the ban may be connected to a rapidly escalating situation dubbed “Liquidity Harvesting 2.0” an alleged mechanism by which value mysteriously vanishes from retail wallets and reappears in wallets shaped suspiciously like yachts. in four jurisdictions and a minor violation of the X Rules. Observers noted that the suspension came shortly after users began referring to the pumpfun homepage as the “Slot Machine of DeFi” a term which reportedly caught the attention of regulatory interns with too much time and a surface-level understanding of crypto memes. While no official statement has been released, insiders say the founder had been working on a new feature called AutoRug™, designed to save time for both developers and exit liquidity participants. “It’s really efficient,” said one enthusiastic Telegram admin. “You launch the coin, it rugs itself, and you get a push notification. It’s like Uber Eats but for financial despair.” As of now, users are divided. Some mourn the loss of their favorite platform, while others are busy trying to mint meme coins named after the suspension event itself.