Continuing from the previous article 💀 Drama #3: Hackers Bag $600 Million — DeFi in Full Escape Mode Security drama never misses its cue. With barely 24 days gone in April, crypto protocols have already been ripped for over $606 million, 95% of it courtesy of North Korea's Lazarus Group — specifically hunting Solana and Ethereum ecosystems. This is the worst monthly toll since the Bybit hack back in February 2025. And their method? Even darker than Hollywood. They don't bother cracking the code — they spend months running "social engineering" ops. They get cozy with you, earn your trust, and slide the knife in when you least expect it. Decentralized my ass — that was a full-on psychological thriller in broad daylight. After KelpDAO's cross-chain bridge got drained for $290 million in a single attack, Aave saw $8.4 billion in deposits flee in just 48 hours, and the entire DeFi ecosystem's TVL evaporated over $130 billion. Aave had to scramble together a "DeFi United" rescue squad with Lido and EtherFi to patch the gaping holes in rsETH collateral. And in an ironic twist, the stolen funds are now being laundered straight through THORChain into the Bitcoin network — because even hackers know BTC is the hardest asset to freeze.