This, btw, is TokenTax’s strategy.
“Oh my god, you got so much onchain activity [bird shit].
“Solana, forget about it. That’s gonna cost an extra $10k.
“Hyperliquid. I smell money leaving your wallet and entering mine. Extra $10k.
“Here’s the invoice. We already billed your account.” - TokenTax rep
Choose Awaken.
A flock of birds shit all over my car.
So I went to the car wash.
Pull up. See a $30 option. Seems good to me. Get out of car.
“Wow I’ve never seen this much bird shit on a car before.
My friend. You need our $120 package!” - car wash man
“Nah” - me
“Trust me my friend. Comes with our graphene coating. You gonna love it.”
Then he prints me out the receipt for it and tells me to go inside and pay.
This person is now my mentor for all things sales.
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