ABC CRYPTO 📚 Morning News Brief Today's quick hits 🫡 • 🚨 Trump seals a killer trade deal with South Korea: 15% tariffs on their imports, $350B in US investments, $100B in energy buys—tariffs workin' overtime! • 💥 White House warns UK PM Starmer to back off censorin' American tech firms and free speech, callin' out Britain's Online Safety Act straight up. • 📈 Trump hits Canada with a reality check: Backin' Palestine statehood gonna make that trade deal "very hard"—oh Canada, what a mess! • 🤑 Ethereum turns 10 with a free Torch NFT mint and global livestream hype—ETH holdin' strong at $3,850 amid the party vibes. • ⚡ White House drops its crypto policy report: No BTC reserve deets yet, but pushin' for clearer regs, CFTC spot oversight, and a CBDC ban. • 📊 US spot ETH ETFs crush it with $1.8B inflows last week, leavin' BTC's $72M in the dust—institutions goin' all in. • 🤝 Trump announces Pakistan oil partnership: Joint dev on massive reserves, maybe even sellin' to India someday—energy plays gettin' wild. • 🔍 Bo Hines spills: Trump team's huge BTC fans, wantin' as much as we can snag for that strategic reserve. • 🌍 Hyperliquid hits a 30-min outage from traffic surge—no hack, but refunds comin'; HYPE dips to $42. • 🎉 Linea unveils tokenomics: 10% for early users, 75% ecosystem, no VCs, and a potential $200M airdrop at 2B FDV—L2 game changin'.