Confession: I'm not a vibe coder. I'm way worse. I built v1 of Memelord Technologies on the no-code tool Bubble. I grew it to $100k ARR *on Bubble* *before hiring engineers* Now we just raised $3M and hired real engineers and have real code. But up until last week, the whole thing was no-code. When I showed the inside of Bubble app to 1 of my actual engineer friends, he couldn't believe I worked that hard (and then wrote me an angel check) Being on Bubble then actually became a huge selling point for me pitching to investors. "If I could do this on Bubble, imagine what I could do with real money and engineers who aren't retarded like me." I shipped harder and out-hustled VC-backed founders who raised $20M with no-code and caffeine. Scrappiness pays off. Check out the pics of the inside fr. There were 400 workflows for the editor all in no-code. Every API call is with their API no-code tool. It's like the most autistic thing ever. (This is a pic from me last year chugging coffee trying to figure out wtf "rate limiting" meant from so many sign-ups) You can just do things.

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN I literally outshipped all the "cracked" engineers on here who are literally 30 IQ points higher than me but lazy af and don't want it as bad as me OBSESSION IS THE ONLY MOAT

YOU EVER SEE A PITCH DECK LIKE THIS?