#HunterBidenLAPTOP

JUST IN: Hunter Biden says his crypto memecoin $LAPTOP saw a "sharp swing" in price due to "technical issues…which has since stabilized to healthy levels." The coin is now down over 95% since launch.

$LAPTOP is a reminder that market cap ≠ liquidity. It briefly showed ~$1.6B in market value while liquidity was only ~$2.5M, then fell ~98% from its early spike. Wallet movements and early positioning deserve scrutiny, but they don't prove who sold or manipulated the market. The bigger lesson: in thin-liquidity launches, early positioning and exit liquidity can matter more than conviction. Always look beyond market cap. $TRUMP $BTC #TRUMPSellPressure

$LAPTOP is launching today, September 9, turning the old Hunter Biden “laptop scandal” into a Base meme token. The narrative is simple: controversy for attention, politics for hype, and retail liquidity for fuel. Don’t mistake a meme launch for a real document leak or political bombshell. What everyone knows isn’t necessarily what matters. #CryptoTreasuryDivides #CLARITYActSept15 #ZECGoesInstitutional

People don’t learn. After $TRUMP and $MELANIA why tf would you buy $LAPTOP ? Insanity. Just stay far away from anything related to political coins. “But so and so made millions” Well, you aren’t them and never will be.

For years, Trump and right-wing media have been asking, “Where’s Hunter? Where’s Hunter?” Well, here I am. Clear, strong, seven years sober, and with a lot to say. By now, you may have seen the article in the Wall Street Journal that I’m launching a meme coin called $LAPTOP. The symbol they used to try to end me is now a symbol of resilience, redemption, and recovery. But why would I ever want to support a meme coin? Why something that has been so misused by grifters? I understand the cynicism. Trump has broken trust in everything he’s ever touched. And his token was no exception. With $TRUMP, nearly one million wallets have collectively lost ~$3.8B. With my token, 20% of the coins will be airdropped to the community, and I am even including people that lost money on the $TRUMP grift. 30% of the tokens are tied to a pre-programmed mechanism. We publicly say what has to happen in the world. If it happens, the corresponding tokens are permanently burned. If it does not, those tokens are sent to charity. Either way, they leave our hands and an additional 50 million tokens will go to charity no matter what. You should not expect me or anyone else to make this token more valuable for you. $LAPTOP isn’t just about owning something, it’s about saying something. Everybody gets knocked down. How do we help each other and our country to get back up? I've spent way too long being a story other people told. They lit a fire and threw everything into it. Here's what they don't understand: the only thing they burned was my shame. They think they killed me, but instead, all they did was make me fearless. They turned laptop into a weapon. I turned it into a token. $LAPTOP. Because the Truth Matters.

$LAPTOP just made history as one of the biggest rug pulls EVER!!! Rugged so hard that billions in MC is the floor. I’m not sure we’ve ever seen anything like this happen in the space. Did you buy? #crypto #fyp #hunterbiden #laptop #memecoin

THIS IS INSANE Hunter Biden's memecoin, $LAPTOP crashed 98% within minutes of its launch. It was supposed to compensate the $TRUMP losers

✏️ Big name didn't save him Hunter Biden, son of former US president Joe Biden, launched his own memecoin today called $LAPTOP Funny enough, just 30 minutes after launch, the coin dumped 90% Something went wrong. Hope you didn't ape into it

5h after the launch, $LAPTOP had only 149 transactions and $25k volume in the past hour on fomo lmao Most freshly launched microcap memecoins with a $1M market cap do better Proud of CT that we unanimously rejected this garbage

🚨 ALERT: Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP meme coin just collapsed 99.2% within hours of its launch on Base. It briefly hit a massive $560M market cap before violently crashing from $199 down to $1.61. Coffeezilla warned traders to stay away.